hi, how are you? sit down.

ok. so. welcome to desk bandits. here's the first of what i hope will be a daily strip. it's not even really about anything. honest. but i hope one day you'll come to value it like an ugly son or antisocial daughter. but not a red-headed step-child. they're only good for beating, and sometimes poking with a small stick.

i will say one thing though. do not let master chief touch your genitals. he is not a real doctor.

love, chris