This is a collection of things. Good things. It's basically just a bunch of stuff that we've written, or we've found on the net...you know, stuff. The crap that takes up the majority of the bandwidth. Enjoy.
The Aformentioned Stuff
Some Frequently (and not so frequently) Asked Questions
Everything you ever wanted (or didn't want to know) about Four Fingered Salute. Here's where you'll find any rare bits of info, unknown facts, and juicy pieces of information to used later for blackmail purposes...actually forget I said anything.
Tail-Out: A beginner's guide to thrashing your car
This is a complete comprehensive guide to learning how to handle your car like a true road-warrior. Written nearly entirely from personal experience, it outlines what you should know before heading out cruising with the boys.
The Adventures of Morris the Cat
Don't ask. Just read. He's like, a cat. And he has like, adventures.
Going Hardcore
When I have enough time to recover, usually a week or so, and get very bored, a few friends and I "Go Hardcore". No, not like that. Pervert. Discover, within.
Earthinisim
Well, it happened. Just when you thought we couldn't possibly become any more bored, we showed you all a thing or two about bucking the social norm. That's right, Duncan invented a religion. Yep. It's not Dennis Leary's 13th Apostlic Church or anything, but more a collection of Dogma from the farthest reaches of sanity.
It's easy to hate Americans
Don't get me wrong, I'm not racist, or culturalist, or countryist or whatever the fuck you call it when you hate people from a certain country. I don't hate all of them. Just these ones. And Boyd knows why.
The Phat Rhymes of #punk
And you thought that the pre-dawn hours were unproductive... check out DEEZ funky beats. Freestyla!
My Deepest Thoughts
Okay, they're not actually MY deepest thoughts. But, they were forwarded to me, so theoretically they're mine, except for copyright purposes. It's piss-funny, so I thought I'd share.
Some papers I wrote when I was 17, and thought I knew everything
The Arrogance of Youth
More social commentary on the youth of today, and why it's we're in trouble.
Why Punk Is Fucked
It is, you know it is. Don't try to deny it. I still love it though.
An Evaluative Essay of Mackay
What we really think of this town. It's old, I wrote it years ago, but hey, I just found it.
About MeWell..der.