Some Frequently and Not So Frequently Asked Questions
F.A.Q.
about Four Finger Salute and loss4words
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Q: Where did 4FS go? Wah!
A: Read the news.
Q: loss4words? 4FS? What?
A: 4FS is a band. loss4words was my first band. After loss4words disbanded, I kept the domain name and made it a general local music/punk site.
Q: So.. even though the site says loss4words.com.. the band is called 4FS?
A: Yes, that's entirely correct.
Q: That's stupid.
A: You're stupid.
Q: Have you ever kissed a guy?
A: No.
Q: Are you sure?
A: Very.
Q: When can I expect to hear new music online?
A: That depends on how long it takes to get the drums up to speed, and get all the mics. It could be two weeks, it could be two months. No idea.
Q: Are you going to be playing shows again any time soon?
A: Yes. But not that soon. We're talking at least September, but most likely October.
Q: You're a fuckhead and your stupid pop-punk band is shitty.
A: Not strictly a question, but either way! I'm really not quite sure what to say back to that. Eat my shit? You're being stupid and elitist about something that's supposed to be very personal and accepting of individuality so shut up. Yes, now.
Q: Why are females, by default, attracted to small, shoddily-built, powerless Korean-made cars?
A: It's a not-so-rare affliction that causes anything small and useless to be interpreted as "cute". Eg: Human Nature's penises are "cute".
Q: Where did the name "Four Finger Salute" come from?
A: Well one day some dickhead called out to us on the street, we all gave him the finger at the same time....hence, that is the four fingered salute.
Q: Are you and Dane married?
A: No, we have the same last name because we're brothers.
Q: I think *insert band members name here* is hot, does he have a girlfriend?
A: Currently you have a 0% chance of your favourite 4FS member being available, given that I'm going out with Sophie, you've got fuckall chance, sorry. Well, no, I'm not sorry. Girls like this don't come along very often. You're probably a dirty sluzza anyway.